OMG SO FUNNY!

Credits to Darren AhPek!

He found this on youtube then he shared it with me LOL


Since SG National Day coming, I shall contribute this to show my respect for the country. LOL

Pwned!

Today, I am totally Pwned.


Pwned!






Hahahaha .__.



Yes, pwned.

I pwned Accounts!


but I got pwned by Chemistry ~_~


I should have skipped the lame talks from Manipal College .__.
Stupid.
Another lame crap.

The so called "MBBS blah blah blah" fella
talks in Indian slang summore. I dun even noe wad the hell is he talking lol .__.

Even the guy from No Pork speaks clearer than him >_>


Hah. .__.



Sighs T___T

Chem Chem Chem T___T


Bo mood..

I'm supposed to blog about Office Politics >_>

Aiya, wadever.

Sigh. bye.

The 72nd post. (uncreative title)

You know..Alarm Clock actually sucks.


No matter how many times u set it to ring u up, u still fail to wake up .__.


Yes, today, I was late again. lol .__.

Late for Malaysian Studies.



6am
-Alarm rings-
walao. still so early. -sleep-


6.30am
-Alarm rings again-
lol. so fast ring again? .__. -sleep-


-

-

-

-

-

8.45am (MS starts at 8.30am)
-Maid wakes me up-
Maid: Sine Sine, awak tak ada sekolah ke?
Me: Har? Ada .. -rubs eye-
-Checks Phone-

WALAO!!

OMG I'M LATE I'M LATE SHIT @#%#@%#$^$#$

lol.
When I reached the school, it was already 9.15am .__.


Naturally, I skipped MS. LOL
15 mins left, go in and get attention + scoldings meh .__.


-to be continued-


** Continued ;D

Then after MS hor, got one talk about furthering studies in UK, Aus or SG de la.

Basically, I think its a whole load of crap. lol .__.
Who dunno that SG has 3 very high class Uni?!
Who dunno Sydney and Melbourne's living costs very high? .__.
Not to mention UK .__. zzzz

Siao one. wasted one period of Chem.
But actually good also larhs, Chem Topic Test got postponed.
LOL

yeah, so, after the talk, Nancy, Nicholas, Rayz blah blah etc. they all going to makan.

I can't go T.T
I got Bio Practical Test -Sobs-

So, they all went Seasons and eat. T___T
then around 12.30, when I finally finish my Bio, they come back u noe!!
We went to SSD, well, companied by my noise-making skill. lol.
They wanted to play ping pong, but the recreation room got ppl playing edi D:
So we sit in SSD enjoy air-con chit-chat.
then that Si Nicholas hor...... listed out wad they eat in Seasons. .____.

WALAO EH T__T

Ppl already very sad larhhhh T.T
Make me jealous summore!! -angry-



D:


Then English class hor, something funny happened. LOL.
Veron and Nicholas (and Rayz too) play my Notes (in my phone)
Then compare who more skillful in drawing Mrs. Manjit.
LOL

I think I shall open a poll, and let ppl vote who's drawing nicer. :O

So, yeahh, I shall post it on next post. LOL.
and of course,
I shall continue my next post on tomoro night. LOL


Byee :O

I'm feeling down...


tired, sleepy .__.



and I'm in the campus. (Computer Lab again. lol ._.)


Jassine has no means of transport today T.T

Her car got sent away for maintainence lol .__.

D:

Oh well, I DID scratch the bumper a few times..
But it wasnt any serious injury k T__T


Kesian.. Today whole day must stay in Sunway Y__Y
wan to go out have lunch also cant T__T
Wan go home also cant! D:


-Emo-


I skipped Bio today.. .__.
Because, I was fucked by my alarm clock lol .__.
Stupid shit la. I set edi, langsung no ring at all .__.

Sigh D:

When I reached the campus, its already 9 am ._.
I rather dun go. Go liao will get XXXX-ed by Ms Thian LOL .__.


So yeah, I'm stucked in the Computer Lab, wasting my time in here. -__-

Sigh,
got Bio assignment .__.
gotta run~
kthxbai.


End.

BBQ!

o.o

BBQ BBQ BBQ BBQ BBQ~

My youngest bro, Wilmint celebrated his Birthday in advance yesterday.

*Oh ya, Happy (belated) Birthday to Leosteh Wei Fung! ;D

We had BBQ party! lols.


I forgot to take pictures X_X
Only took the pictures when ah Mint is cutting the cake. lol ._.

Invited 2 friends to the party
Veron (Natalie Nancy) Ning Xin
and
Rayz

Actually we were supposed to discuss about the English Presentation, but in the end we didn't talk about it at all. LOL.

We met at 10 am plus, then waited for Ning Xin cuz she has her BM classes :O

Agnes is nowhere to be seen. lol. Pangseh us D:

Then, around 12pm, we went to Jusco Tebrau City and went to Red Box. LOL

It was full at that time, so we had to wait until 2pm only can go in.
So we went to the Ramen shop ( Ichiban Ramen if not mistaken )
I ate the Kimchi Ramen. So nice!! xD Though it costs RM15 for one bowl .__.

So, Rayz and I went to withdraw money after ordering the food.
OCBC Bank seldom got ATM machine, so I had to try and withdraw money from RHB or Maybank machine.

I tried RHB cuz Maybank machine got problems at that time.
"Please key in ur 6 digit passcode:
-******-
-pressed fast cash-
RM100.00
"Do you want a receipt? No"

"Please wait while we are making the transaction"
-after 2 min-
............. eh, Rayz, why the machine like no respond arr?

Rayz: O.O IDK
Me: 100 bucks only leiis, its not like I want to withdraw 1000.
Rayz: I think the machine got problem, try cancel and get the card, if not ur card will stuck in there de
ME: O.O *quickly press cancel*
-card comes out-
Haiyo, I still got RM600 inside de leiiis! I Try again!
-press again- *people behind getting impatient*

The same thing happened .__.

Pfffft. Wad De Fish.

Rayz: Eh,the maybank de fixed edi. try Maybank de la~ maybe can work.
-press again-
-kaching! 2 RM50 notes come out-
O.O Finally! .__.

RHB machine at 2nd floor of Jusco, you SUCK. ;D


After eating the ramen, we went to buy present for Wilmint.

He likes Ben 10, so we shared our money and bought a water bottle, wallet and tupperware for him ;D

then we went into RedBox ;D

we sang alot of songs, some is A Mei de summore. LOL

Ting~~~~~~ Hai Ku De Sheng Ying~~~~~ @#$#@

Hahahahahahhaahhahahaha ;D



Then we went to my house lor, and start BBQ! ;D

Foood~ Glorius fooood! hahahas


I hope we can have this BBQ again xD


End. :D

Stupid Lame Endlessly Exhausted Period Syndrome (SLEEP Syndrome)

I dunno what I just typed. O.O




Well, I'm tired ._.



In the computer lab again -__-


I feel like I'm back to my secondary life again, that is, sleeping during Biology (or any class actually) class.


But I never actually slept lar, keep yawning only.
4 students in class, how to sleep without getting caught .__.



Accounts Class can fall asleep :D
Because I did that yesterday! LOL

Nin Xin was like, laughing all the time.
She said :" Eh, watching you fishing (fall asleep) so cute la."

lol .__. I must have made some fugly face o.o


So stupid. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


gonna go lunch with Yiyi o.o
Byeee :D


End.

I'm in the campus Computer Lab!!! *shiok*

o.o


Hello Earthlings,


I'm in the Computer Lab in my campus now ;D


Which is damn slow when u log in, btw. HAHAHHAHA


Oh right, the purpose of this post.



HAPPPYYYY BELATED BIRRRTTTHHHHDDDAAAYYYYY KEE MEI PING aka Xiao Lao Po!!!



Must be happy, and stay cute okay!!


hahas...


Wish you all the best in INTI too!


If got ANY stupid, freaky (or whatever) guys kacau you, call at 3am also no problem!!

I'll definitely help you! ;D



Friends forever ya!!!


and I love you!
as XiaoLaopo and as BFFs!!


hahahahahah ;D



xoxoxoxo!!




Kay I'm done with my post lol .__.


Sorry if it ever seemed short. o.o


I'm a very uncreative blogger ;D



End. :O

I can earn almost 1k per month ;D

Today, I taught the Form 5's Chem and Form 4's Bio in Mimosa.


I was talking and explaining non-stop for a total of 4 hours .__.


Form 5 was, ok.
Hard to control, noisy and easily distracted.
Likes to ask lame questions ._.


Form 4 was, so boring D;
Passive, too quiet .__.
Easy to control lar, but then, its like talking to myself. lol


I'm blogging because, I do not want to talk with my mouth. lol.
First time ever, I felt that I was exceeding this undefined limit of talking a certain amount of words in a day.
Meaning that, I sort of Over-talked .__.


So yeah, currently I like the phrase "Silence is Golden"


Morning till 2.30pm got college, then rush home at 2.30pm, reached at 2.45pm
Asked my grandma :" Eating what? tapao in tupperware for me can?"
Went up to get my books.
Rushing out to tuition, found out that today's lunch (or brunch) is a bowl of Mi Sua.

How the hell am I supposed to keep the Mi Sua (with soup summore) balanced while on my way to Mimosa?

So, I decided to drink it.

Yes, I literally, DRANK the Mi Sua.

Cuz the Mi Sua very soft leiis, no need chew (Plus I have no time to chew slowly) Paiseh, my stomach, I never chew nicely for you to digest it.

3.00pm reached Mimosa, start to prepare stuffs for class lor.


Teaching


Teaching


Teaching


7.00pm finished teaching, and was suffering from mild gastric (Mi Sua was the only thing I have in my stomach for the whole day)

Rushed home, ate dinner.

I never talked since I stepped into my house.

I was tired.

Exhausted.

Yay! This is such a busy day! .__.


Next week will be even more busy. Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday got class .__.


Tired Die Me.


End o.o


End.

Sobs, I cried, T.T

Well, its a stupid Title.

LOL



I was 15 mins late for my Bio class today T.T


Due to a bloody pendrive.


T________T


8.15 am
Jassine reaches campus, found a damn nice place to park.
*Walks to classroom*
*prepares stuff for Bio*
*realises pendrive is not in pencil case*


Fuck.



8.25 am
Sighs, stupid Jassine rushes home to get the pendrive .__.


8.45 am
Classes started for 15 mins edi T___T
*cry sambil driving madly to campus*
*reach classroom*
*still crying*
Teacher:" You're very late. Calm down and now, lets continue on blah blah ..."
*classmates (4 of them) staring at me*
*trying to stop my tears*
*but still..cried for 5 mins more*


Well of course, eventually I return to normal larh..
Luckily teacher appreciate my effort of finding the infos for the TEM and SEM microscopy thing.
If not arr, I cry even more.

Of course larh!! 15 mins late for one bloody pendrive lehh! If she don't like my work then I bang the wall till die larh!!

Or maybe find some anthrax spores and inhale them.
*applying what I learned. LOL*


lol.


End.

Fuck the Ulcers .__.

I am absolutely showing NO signs of recovering from my "kononnya" common cold


and I have this stupid ULCER growing in my inner gums .____.



FYI !


Location of Ulcer(!!) as shown

I CAN'T EVEN APPLY THAT STUPID BONJELA OR WADEVER OK!

I'LL AUTOMATICALLY SWALLOW IT EVERYTIME I APPLY .__.

SIBEI PAINFUL T____T


I can't chew *sobs*




Sob Sob Sob Sob Sob!!!!! T.T

..........................................................................................................................................................................................


Oh btw, I started teaching in Mimosa ;D

today's class is a mix of 7 Primary 3, 4, and 5 kids, and the 2nd class,2 Primary 6-ers

It was stressful lar, cuz I had to rush from the campus to Mimosa
and to handle 3 different age punya kids in one class @.@

but I was sooooo entertained by my students. lol.

Pri 6:
"The house horse runs very fast"

Pri 4:
"Hair(?) protects the Motorcyclist"
"The tortoise walks very slowly on the sea."


I nearly laughed out loud in front of them LOL


They're simply wonderful laughing material. LOL



*Ehem* well, a teacher is not supposed to laugh so hard.


But, who cares?
I can laugh now.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


;D


Well, I'll be facing the Form 5's this Friday o.o
Hope the class doesn't turn Mimosa upside down lol .__.
I'm oh-TOO-familiar with those ppl.

Hahas. ;D



Well, I ate my medicine given by the doctor (which is finishing soon .__.)

my mum also asked me to drink this evil-looking herbal tea (Oh No!)

My grandma gave me some pills made from some unknown chinese herbs (Not Again D;)




and my dad just said, "Your stomach is stuffed with nasty stuffs *disgusted look*"

lol. very funny. daddy .__.




End. o.o.......

For the future of our brothers and sisters! (if you have one) Vote k D;

Our ex-PM, Tun Dr. Mahathir, expressed his thoughts about the teaching of Science and Mathematics subjects in BM in his blog.

In his opinion, he prefers the teaching in English.

He's encouraging all readers, to vote in his poll pretaining to the above Subject.


Please click on the link to visit his blog, and cast your vote!


I have 3 brothers still studying, and I'm very VERY worried about their future. .__.


Especially the youngest fella, he's still in Primary!



Please vote k, for me, for your younger siblings, and for Malaysia's "kononnya" Wawasan 2020 .__.



*P.S: Screw those people who wanted to earn profits from this thing.


End.

Shit. I think I have STM (a.k.a. Short Term Memory) .__.

Oh Man...

I realised how easy it is to somehow forget that you have a blog when u're in college.

Super Busy mannnnn!

Actually its because of my laziness lar.. LOL

paiseh arr ;3


Okay I shall talk about my college ;D

Sunway college is like, so small!
If you exclude the parking lot,

It can be compared with Convent la .__.

*Nahh, Sunway is far better! Got freezing Air-Con! *semangat*

For those who kepoh, xD

I'm taking MUFY, 5 subjects (coz I kiasi)

English
Maths
Chemistry
Biology

Accounts


6th July : Orientation

Comments: Woohooo .__.
Cons: Boring, Energy-wasting
Pros: Sleep-inducing



Oh well, Jassine had to admit that she is VERY suay.

She was sick on the 3rd day of college.
Fever, Cough, Flu, and Sore Throat.
H1N1? .__.
No lar..


Doctor: So...Do you want a MC?
Me: NONONONONONONO NOT in my first week of COLLEGE
Doctor: o.o.... o..kay..


For the first time in my life, I had to reject a MC.
Back in the secondary life, I will definitely beg for an MC eventhough its a minor case.

WTF. MC LEHHHHH!!!!!


lol.

Oh well, lets talk about the 5 Subjects.

English: Mrs. Manjit is very kind (and old) o.o
Maths: Mr. Nagesh is very funny
Chemistry: Ms. Hong is very friendly ;D
Biology: Ms. Thian is very cute o.o (she keep saying that we're not living things cuz we don't respond lol ._.)
Accounts: Ms. Wong is very nice ;D


Hmm, MUFY July intake is...very quiet. lol.
Well, maybe its the first week lar ;D
There're only around 20+ of us. So..little lol.

Well, today, at the end of first week, I finally get to talk alot with my fellow classmates lol .__.

Ning Xin lar!
Ask me to be her spokesperson to ask the guys about the masquerade ball .__.
I bet the guys think that I'm the one who wanted them go .__.
Sorry arrh, I not that despo k .__.

Oh well, the 2nd reason is because I'm in charge of the Accounts Textbook and workbook photostating ;D

Plus Binding and Cover, the Grand Total Amount is RM914.44 .__.

16 person taking accounts, and its RM57.15 per person.
better than buying them at the price of RM200+ per book right?

Sot sia..I wished I never take this job voluntarily from Nicholas T.T
Big Mouth Jassine, Why you go and say your house near to the shop?!
Because the teacher is very nice? D;

Aiya, nvm lar. I shall ask them to pay me back anyways. Can be loan shark hohohoho..

.___.


Okay, I'm still sick, and I need to rest D;


So.. Bye~! ;D

Using my mum's old Lappy~ Urgh, so un-Shiok!!

Oh-Em-Gee.

I'm so restless.




I felt like tearing myself into a million pieces.

And just go *poof*
Disappear from this world.

Without a Trace, Hiatus, wadever.

Life has been pretty good.
Well, of course its good. I slacked at home for like almost half a year.


My goodness. I'm getttinng soooo lazzzzy.

Well..for those who want to know..

I'm driving almost everyday,

I'm still alive and the car is fine, which is definitely a miracle.

I'm gonna start my job as a tuition teacher around mid of July

in Mimosa!!! instead of the one I went to interview. LOL

Hahs, the feeling of getting to teach in the tuition centre u went for tuition is definitely awesome!!!

and oh, the movie thingy was just a joke. .__.

The stupid. bodoh. dabian. fella.........

said he had nothing to say thats why he said that.

and..holy shit. I believed him.

BECAUSE!!!!!

He was never the flirty type.


To Guo Wei:

GND - Go aNd Die. _l_
lol. .___.

Know him for 2 years, never before he did something like this.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wad a joke. LOL


Luckily, I never really liked him. LOL
Yeah, so no harm done. We're still good friends! xD

Oh well~ lesson learnt~

DO NOT believe any guy's sweet talk. Even if he's not flirty at ALL.




yeah, I think my post is very messy. LOL

Cuz my brain is terribly messed up.
Why?

Well of course that's a secret ;3

A secret that you wouldn't wan to know...
LOL. I was just joking.
It's family stuff larh. I dun wanna talk about it here, since it's not related to me.
I mean, I'm a part of the family too larh. But the main character is not me mahh.

I'm getting emo. lol.

*************************Crap and shit. Dun read if you dun wanna waste your time.*************************

Hey,

Life in Ipoh must have been good eh. Good until your brains are stuffed with Chicken biscuits? .__. You hurt me. You treated me like a fool. Maybe, its because of the date. I chose the wrong date to be emotional, and to be brave. But now, April Fool is long over. You have no whatsoever chance to avoid me now. You have no more excuses. Please, answer me. Don't skip topics anymore. I gathered my guts to tell you all that. Please, Don't. Don't waste my efforts anymore. It really hurts. You don't know how sad I am when I know that you're going Ipoh. And you didn't even tell me. I heard it from others 3 days before you leave. I wished that you could tell me how you feel, instead of playing Tai Ji with me. I kept everything inside, and cried every night whenever images of you appeared in my brain. Please, end this. You don't have to be kind. I'd rather cry one whole night than to cry every night.

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End.