I cant stop laughing. lol.

I'm not being a racist okay..
Just that it's really funny LOL



I found this!!!

it's like so hilarious LOLLOL!
Sorry if my page takes lots of time to load =.=







Nah! Enjoy larhs!
I wasted time on these~ instead of sleeping xD

Now I'm REALLY Freaking Tireddddd >_>

Tata~

Maple Alert!! Crap Alert!! and Emo alert maybe o.o

I'm gonna talk about maple today.

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YES! I FINALLY BROKE THE CURSE!!!

FINALLY 3RD JOB LIAO!!!

OMG!!


its a GREAT achievement for a 3/4 time slacker okay.

only 1/4 of my 3 years maple life are dedicated to leveling =.=!

kakakaka~!

I added SR (Shining Ray) as my 1st skill.
Nope I ain't noob.
It's for the fun of showing off to people that I'm 3rd job ppl ler!

LOL!

I enjoy SR-ing in snails.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


anyhow. I noe lar this post will be the world's ever most boring stuff to read.
so I can crap all I want, shit all I want, say wadever lame stuff I want.


Due to some stupid stupid reason
I lost access de delph bandana 2 weeks ago.
I'm trying to buy one back =.=!
10mil sia zzzzzzzzzz

Stupid price.

anyways, I'm not in good terms with him
and I have nobody to talk to LOL (in maple lar..)

P.S: actually real life also. CALL ME LEHS PEOPLE!! I wanna go out with u all!
P.P.S: no lar. I'm not that lonely. I got my cousin baby to babysit and all she does is squeak, shout and mimic my burp.
P.P.P.S: Actually I think if u all call me I might not be going =.= Eg:Wild Wild Wet trip organised by Wendy.

I'm featuring someone in my blog.
Fayae=Faynez aka Roy

Yeah, swear all u want Roy.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA~


He very cashy de then go and change to noob clothes when I say I wanna take screenshot >_>

He's a very good babysitter.
The baby=me

I keep disturbing him HAHAHA~
Very good lar.
He can stand my auntie-like grumble grumble =.=
Maybe he wasn't even paying attention.

Who noes? Right Fayae darling? x333
HAHAHAHA

Always tio me kacau de 21 year old ah pek xD

Scold all u want Fayae, I aint deleting/editing this post.

Lalalala~

Anyone playing Delph world PM me arr!!
Ben Xiao Jie very bored arr...
Slack with me!!! x333

IGN as shown in the picture.

Flood that fayae too!!
Make him die in SKELE LOL!!!

P.S: Fayae is 140+ Hero, Faynez is 60+ Sin

I shall cancel my emo alert.

Since there's so many lame words in this post,

I shall change emo = ultra-lame

therefore I end my lame post.

with 2 lame videos =D

TeeHee!

=DDDD

OMG I Miss Myself using computer!!! T_T

As you can see from the title above,

I was sort of banned from using the computer for like, YEARS?!

lols no lar =.=! days..

BUT IT FELT LIKE YEARS!!!! T_T!!


I realised something.
Life sucks without staring into the computer hahaha!!

Oh well.. no crap lar.

I'm here to talk about my driving lesson O.O

I got my L liao!!!
Wee~!
*everyone whispers "CRAP"*
Okays.. When was it? uh.. Sunday and Today.

So it's 18th and 21st =D

18th was my very 1st time that I drove on the road.
With alot of cars zooming past me
Oh it feels so damn demoralising when you see cars behind you overtake you cuz you're seriously driving too slow >_>
Like, 20-30km/h?

Yeah thats freaking slow. =.=!

If you're driving past Permas Jaya there around the uh..Jaya Jusco junction there at around 1pm u'll see a red kancil stops. and tries to move. and stops again.
And a few cars are like waiting behind.

The damn car engine hor go and die when the traffic lights turn green!!!
Actually...
its my fault >_>
I sucks PARTICULARLY in "remember to balance clutch and accelerating pedal"

I panic like hell and try to restart the thing.

It died again =.=!!!

So... the traffic light goes green-red-green

And Jassine is gonna cry.

Finally she did it right and Oh My Goooodnessss she was so thankful that the people behind are very patience.

It's like so humiliating >_>
All the cars are like staring into this tiny red kancil >_>

Wondering if its a woman or a guy (usually people - especially guys - will think that its a woman)
And boy they're damn right. >_>


OMG...did u see the brand..BMW LEH!!!

Fuyoh lar... like that also can drive away =.=!

Sighs T_T Shame on you Jassine!

I went home at 2pm
The instructor wanted me to drive home =.=!

The whole thing was crazy @_@

I dunno my engine die how many times >_>
The teacher was like, OMG u forgot to balance again.

Har har har =.=

Sorry arr Uncle. I am a woman >_>

I sucks like hell.

I not discriminating woman okay.. just that.. I'm uh in the same species =.=

okays..21st was better..at least I didn't just stop at like traffic light there.

I managed to have my car engine die for less than 10 times!!

lols okay lar not THAT bad.

I'm exaggerating hahahahaha~!

But anyhow..I can drive to like 55km/h already!
better than the slow 20-30km/h tortoise la.

Anyways I found this thing while I was searching for random stuffs.

I typed "driving" in yahoo image search.
Just to share and let u guys laugh.

hahas

See ya all~! =D

Have a nice day~

Outingssssss~!!!!

Suddenly I don't feel like posting any crap on my blog.

I don't know what on Earth happened.

I just felt so damn sick of everything.


But anyhow.. I told myself to be responsible!

LOL~!

8th April

I went to melaka..(refer last post)
and I went to Christina's HOUSE!!

I HUGGED HER TIGHT!
I "killed" her for posting my SS photo in her blog! Hahas..!
So I shall in return post a very "SS smexxay" photo of her!!
Tada!!!



I looked at her baby photos..
Chatted with her..
She wanted me to stayover but I wasn't prepared and I have nothing with me lol >_>
We went dinner too~
The food is so nice lar..

Then its time to go home T_T
Time really flies when u enjoy it so much. D=

But my dad said that I could go to her house around 1st May! Then stay till 8th May!!!!!!
That's ALOT of Days!!!!

But then still not confirm yet >_>
I must be more cute and obedient this few days. @_@
Maybe I can go for more than a week *evil grin*


9th April

Was invited by Ah Beh (tuition teacher) to go to red box.
We went in around 2pm, which is Happy Hour.
5 people including me went there.
Kelvin, Du Wei (some fren of Kelvin), Ah Beh, Wilson and me.
Kelvin drove us there.
I am seriously very afraid on sitting in his car =.=!
He's so reckless in driving =.=
Like a person who drive cars for 10+ years >_>

But he only got his P last year around December =.=!!!
Freaking scary lor...

Anyways, we arrived there safely (fortunately)
We went straight up to Red Box
Happy hours usually quite expensive >_>
But then Ah Beh had coupons!!!! xD
RM50 discount HAHAHAHA
Plus Red Box has this 20% discount SUMMORE!!!
So each of us pay around RM11 only!
And we have food + drinks+tidbits (compulsory)!!!!!
Thats just so freaking cheap and worthy HAHAHA =DDD

So we got into the biggest room they have and started choosing songs to sing.
And those 2 guys really make me laugh >_>
They sing song hor.. don't use their normal boy voice de leh.
They use "girly" kind of way to sing songs >_>
And they dance o.O
So entertaining HAHAHAHA =DD

ALERT!!!
Chinese Involved
And I'm too lazy to translate it


Then we sing Jolin's 说爱你

Then that Kelvin hor.. very naughty go and climb on top of the 点唱机.
He very slim de so he curled up and was just nice sitting on that place with his legs folded.
And started to sing. >_>
Thats like so weird... LOL!
When we sing till the part

一开始我只顾着看你
装做不经意心却飘过去
还窃喜
你没发现我躲在角落

THE WAITRESS SUDDENLY COME IN AND ASKS FOR PAYMENT LOLLOLLOL

Then that Kelvin hor like stuck at the place dare not come down LOL!
We so kan cheong that we kena scold!!
But the big TV faces the door so when she come in she din even take a look at the TV!
and Kelvin was just behind HER! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

When Ah Beh was paying we act normal and sing but we keep Arm Chio non-stop!
The waitress was like wondering what happen LOL!
Then when the waitress finally went out of the room
We LAUGHED LIKE SIAO ZA BOR LOL!

We finished singing around 5.30pm like that then we lepak around the arcade beside the cinema
Then we went down to Harris and joked around like a fool =.=
We went home at around 7.30pm =.=!
My dad was like staring at us >_>

But then it was fun lar =DDD


Okays~! I finally finished blogging all my pending stuffs!!!! =DDDDD

Thanks to myself!!!
I love myself!!!

LOL Okays that's only part true LOL

So Long People~!

Why so MANY THINGS HAPPENED in such a short time?!?!

Yeah. The topic says it all.



Seriously, I have 2 pending outings to talk about.

And now I have to bypass those two to tell u this.

Yet another outing.


But its not a happy outing.

It's my Great Grand-aunt's funeral.

Some of you might think:"Oh crap. I dunno go how many times funeral edi."

Some of you might think:"Why is she talking about her relative's funeral in her blog?"

Some of you might just click X on top right.

Anyways, for those who know how to read Xin Chew
The obituary (I checked the dictionary for this word.) is in bottom of Page 24, Sunday's Paper.

She's not exactly a close relative (as you can see from wad I addressed her)

I've seen her less than 100 times I think. (total amount eversince I have memories)

I wasn't forced to go to her funeral, I requested to go instead.

This might sound ridiculous.
But the reasons I wanted to go is..
1. I'm bored at home
2. I don't wanna be a babysitter taking care of my brothers.
3. I've never been to a funeral before.
4. I've never seen a real dead person before.
5. I'm curious.


I think the point is on No. 4

I deny that I'm being very rude.

It's a fact that I never faced a dead person.
My grandparents from both sides are still alive and healthy.


Reached Melaka at 11pm
The temple is near the entrance of (or maybe "located in") Jonker Street.
We cant even get in there.

IT'S STUFFED WITH CARS.


So we have no other choice but to check in to our hotel and go to the temple tomorrow.

No comments on the hotel.
Too lousy for me to waste my energy to comment.

The only good thing is they have free WiFi
so I can MSN with my dad's phone. LOL!
I said hi to leosteh and Ah Neh xD

We woke up at 8 and went to have breakfast.
We reached the temple at 9am.

We went one by one to the coffin to look at her and "talk" to her.


She looks peaceful..at least she's not in pain anymore..
The last time I saw her was in the hospital, on 8th April Wednesday.
She's very weak..and she's suffering.
The doctor said that her liver cannot function anymore.
She's 82 and she is not fit enuf to have whatsoever operations.

It's only a matter of time.

2 days..and she's gone.

First time I faced death. (of someone related to you)

It wasn't good.
I cried.
She's a good person, vegetarian, hosts the temple, yet she suffered when she died.
I feel so sorry..


Before I left I told her..
Rest in Peace
Have a Safe Trip (in chinese)

I just follow what my grandma said larh.
Safe Trip o.O
Anyways.. I'm tired.

Bye.

I am so TAGGED =.=

Seriously... Do u guys understand the feeling when u noe that u got tagged..

AGAIN?!


The long long tag summore T_T

walao ehs T_T

I seriously swear that I will NOT feel lucky over Leosteh (or anybody larhs) not tagging me T_T

NEVER.

EVER.

AGAIN.

Laugh all u want larh Lepok T_T!!

Okays actually I dont wanna do this tag.
But then its from Christina mahh... so aiya.. Anyhow do lor...

Lols!! not anyhow do larh.. I seriously do it okay!!
There will be some edits on the tag though.

Okay here goes my long tag again T_T


Sighs...Why larh all these tags when I have 2 pending stuffs to blog about T_T



1. The person that tagged you is:
Christina!!!!!!

2. Your relationship with her is:
Oh-so-long-and-confusing..classmates-choir-friends-besties-husband and wife--god-siblings

3. Your first impression of her is:
Wah..sing soprano de~! So nice! (coz I never noticed that she's in my class LOL)

4. The most memorable moments with her:
It'll be the 3 days when I stayed over with her in Melaka~! Another stayover coming soon!! I cant wait!!! xDD

5. The most memorable thing she has said to you is:
I MISSED YOU!!!

6. If she becomes your lover, you will:
o.O Love her till death do us apart. Lao gong~! (LOLS~)

7. If she became your lover, what should she improve at:
Uh..Height? LOL~~ paisehs xD

8. If she becomes your enemy, what would you do:
Cry T_T

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
I did something really wrong I suppose T.T

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her now is:
I would really want to stay with her if i go Aussie =DD

11. Your overall impression on her:
Caring and Friendly!

Alright. I shall stop here. Because I found out that After No. 11 it'll be just the same as the tag I done!

So overall the tag is not that long! =DDD

Happy~

I shall end the tag here =D


I shall post about two outings tomorrow.

Bye.

ARGH T_T SOBS!!!!

BAHHHHSSS!!!!

I got tagged!!!

Just when I was happily telling leosteh that he din tag me
I got this tag from kar inn T.T

Bou Yeng Arrrrr T.T (Retribution in Cantonese)

Sighs T.T
And ITS A LOOONGG TAG T.T

1. The person that tagged you is:
Kar Inn!!!

2. Your relationship with her is:
Classmate, buddy!! =D

3. Your first impression of her is:
Hmm..*Don't scold me* Oh No!Convent Girl! I sure can't mix with her T.T

4. The most memorable moments with her:
Sitting with her and Elsie in Form 3!!!*remember the Tupperware stunt* Haha!!

5. The most memorable thing she has said to you is:
Jassine!!Teacher!!!! *Elsie stuffs (throw, to be precise) tupperware to me*

6. If she becomes your lover, you will:
O.O come here darling *evil* HAHAHAHA xDDD

7. If she became your lover, what should she improve at:
Improve? o.o She's fine and healthy, what else to improve? plastic surgery? *NOOOOO~~~!!!!*

8. If she becomes your enemy, what would you do:
Cry T_T

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
I said stuffs that offended her? T_T

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her now is:
Meet her and HUG HER!!! *sorry I missed the Sg Trip T_T*

11. Your overall impression on her:
Smart, Very Independent

12. The characteristic you love most about yourself:
Talkativeness? o.o" I dunno what else I have HAHAHAHA xD

13. The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
My bad temper of course. Especially during some days... *Ehem*

14. The most ideal person you want to be is:
I wanna be uh..A rich Tai Tai *hohoho*

15. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
I LOVE YOU GUYS!! THANKS!! =D

16. Pass this quiz to 10 people who you want to know how they feel about you:

1. Christina! *Since she has a blog now! =D
2. Yi Yi! *Just for Fun!
3. Sufyan *Gey!! Cheer u up lar! x333333
4. Mei Ki!! LaoGong!!
5. Joey! I think she's free *evil* =D
6. Ah Tu!! *Present for Link! xD
7. Eric *To End this tag. He = No Tags!
8. Wendy *Seriously I'm out of names >_>
9. Ah Pek! *Lalalala~
10. Kristine! *I noe she wont do it! lalalala~ (Good Luck FOR AXN CHALLENGE!!)

17. Who is 6 having a relationship with:
I Dunno! Ah Tu!!Who are you having a relationship with? xDD

18. is 9 a male or female:
Ah Gua lar~ LOLLOL~ dun kill me arr Ah Pek o.o"

19. If 7 and 10 were together, would it be a good thing:
They dunno each other o.o" and their age wont match either hahas xDD

20. What is 2 studying at the moment:
OH NO I forgot! I only remember its in Sunway JB O.O!!

21. When was the last time you had a chat with 3:
Yesterday in MSN o.o

22. What kind of music does 8 like:
Uncountable term. Answers could not be given.

23. Does 1 have any siblings:
Nope~! Unless I'm counted =DD

24. Will you woo 3:
WOOOOOO~~!! RUN FOR UR LIFE GEY~!!! IMMA COME AND WOO U!!! x33333

25. How about 7:
O.O No comment.

26. Is 4 single:
Of course not! She's my Lao Gong!!! haha~!

27. What's the surname of 5:
Woo~! =P

28. What's the hobby of 5:
Eating? And Blogging o.o

29. Do 5 and 9 get along well:
Do they even noe each other? Nope.

30. Where is 2 studying at:
Yay! This i noe!! Sunway College JB! *beams proudly*

31. Say something casual about your eyes:
Small, small, and SMALL.

32. Have you tried developing feelings for 5:
O.O Joey.. I have developed feelings for u *gulp* I LOVE U!!! HAHAHAHAHA~
Anyways the answer is not!

33. Where does 9 live:
Singapore o.o

34. What colours does 4 like:
Blue??or Red for Xaviers I think. xD

35. Are 5 and 1 good friends:
YES! I Think. o.o"

36. Does 7 like 2:
Refer Question 29

37. How did you get to know 2:
I was the 1st one to talk to her when she moved from SETA to Convent o.o"

38. Does 1 have any pets:
Nope o.O

39. Is 7 the sexiest person in the world:
If I say yes, I would be lying. If I say no? It would be hurting D=
So the best answer is I DUNNO~!!! World Peace~! =D


Okays~

The long, torturing tag is finally done T.T

And I still have ideas to put into my blog. >_>

Fuyoh lar. Suddenly so many things to talk about.

But it's bye bye for now.




a very LATE GOOD NIGHT. =D

I'm Trying to Do Something......

oh well the thing that Imma try is

make a MMV

Q: What's a MMV???
A: Maple Music Video

Basically its a video made with pictures from maple and u make a movie outta it and blah blah blah

Yeah, something like that.

This is my first attempt of making a MMV

Using Windows Movie Maker, which I never used and not even noticed about it.

I'm experimenting here and there..

But I think it would be done around this few days..

Since I'm sooo free.

Will post it up here when I'm done xDD


End~

Woooooooo...I love singing.

Okay..

The thing that I'm gonna talk about has nothing to do with my title.

HAHA


Okays anyways..

Experiment: Jassine Learns to Drive.

Aim: To find out whether she is good (or bad) in driving.

Conclusion: Jassine sucks totally in driving.



Uh..Actually, I did pretty well in holding the stering wheel.





(=.=!!)
I suddenly think that I'm like the worst lamer in the whole world.

All Hail L~!! *puts L on my forehead*




Okay back to the story.

I woke up at 11am (sorry I woke up so late?)
and spent 3 hours fretting about the fact that Imma drive.

And I forgot to bring my phone.

Started Practical Class at 3pm
Uncle Lim (The Instructor) talked about the ways and tips on how to drive and stuffs.

1st stop = The Hill
2nd stop = The Parking
3rd stop = The 3-point Turn

First Round was done by Uncle Lim.

Now it's my turn >_>
I shall not waste my time to type out all my feelings at that moment.

A little peek perhaps??

Ok. Here goes.

%#$&@$#%^&$#$#%^%#*@$#$


Yeah. That's how I feel.

I'm totally hyped + out of control + Super Nervous

First Step:
Adjust Seat
Mirrors (Front, Left and Right)
Seatbelt
Gear and Engine
Car Components (Wiper, Signals, Lights)
and lastly, A short horn.

Beeeeeep~!

Here we go~!

After 2 hours

WHO SAYS DRIVING IS EASY?!

......


I kept forgetting the damn clutch (is this the correct spelling?)

and the engine just died and died again.

Seriously, I can see the nerves on Uncle Lim's head popping out. >_>

Okay that's gross. Anyhow used this way of describing.



And Hell Yeah, I panic and panic and panic and panic.....*echoes*

I reached home at 6pm
I told my Wilson and my grandma.
My grandma was like :"Good job. At least u didn't crash the car."
Uh...Thanks? >_>


Anyways, I think I prefer to be a passenger. =.=!

End.



*Talks to myself*
I made a loooong post.
Oh really?? >_>