A whole bunch of Butterflies swarming in my stomach.

I'm supposed to blog about my Melaka trip.

but..

Something was wrong with my stomach (stomach as in Bio that stomach.)




so I rested for whole day larhs.




and then I realised...






I'M HAVING MY JPJ TEST THIS COMING MONDAY



like WTF?! SO FAST?!



I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail I'm gonna fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I think butterflies are really swarming in my stomach (not Bio that stomach)




Sighs. Wait die lorh.


Wad else can I do?
Laugh pointlessly?

Wait. I can do that.


Shit. I'm spamming bullshits in my mind.


Argh.

I'm gonna die.



To all my fellow friends,


Please wish me R.I.P

It'll be either I fail = I cry until I die

or

I pass = Adrenaline pumps excessively = I laugh until I die.





End.

A very short hiatus.

Hiatus. A very common thing to happen in my blog i guess. -__-


I've recovered from the wantng-to-kill-my-mum-disease.

and...

I'm in Christina's House!!


Yah. as in, her HOUSE.

in MELAKA.


Woohoo! *screams*



A great big surprise from my father.
I only had like 1 hour time to prepare all my stuffs.

not enuf time for a 5 day trip okay -__-

Reached her house at 8pm, we talked, fooled around like monkeys, and took photos =D

and we talked to the mysterious "someone"

hahas..he's funny o.o
(yah. u're funny. if u're reading this lols.)

he read my previous post out loud (for goodness sake. -__-)

To the Mysterious Man:
"Be good to Christina okay. If you hurt her..I'll kill u -__-"
(Go go go marry her ! HAHAHA =P)


We're going to some places..including jonker's street.

I'm going to my great-grandaunt's temple. (Refer April's post)
Since i'm here in Melaka..I should pay my respects to her.


then..I think, we're gonna go sing karaoke =D


Finally!! Hahs. ;3


I can't wait ;DDDD

VENTING MY ANGER. PLEASE. DON'T GIVE ME MORAL TALKS.

Mummy..

You know wad.


YOU SUCK.



FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.


I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.



YOU'RE RIDICULOUS

FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.



THE DOG GO AND CHASE WILSON BY ITSELF
I DIDN'T ORDER THE DOG.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT EVEN MY DOG.
FUCK.




YOU BLAME ME.
YOU FUCKING BLAME ME FOR HURTING YOUR PRECIOUS WILSON.
TA MA DE.
HE HIMSELF BODOH BODOH GO AND RUN MAKE THE DOG CHASE HIM.
HE BLOODY LOST HIS BALANCE

SO NOW U ASK ME WHY WASN'T I THERE

FUCK YOU. DADDY CHASED AFTER WILSON WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE CAR.
IF I FOLLOW, WE WON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR TO GO HOME.

BLOODY HELL.

I HATE YOU.

YOU BLAME ME FOR NOTHING.

YOU SCOLD ME FOR NOTHING.




FUCK. I BUAY TAHAN YOU.




SAY I MAKE THINGS WORSE?!

TA MA DE LAR.


IF YOU WERE ME YOU'LL GO LIKE SWEARING ALL OVER THE HOUSE EDI LARH.

U THINK I DUNNO YOUR PERSONALITY?!

NO WONDER ALWAYS KENA OFFICE PEOPLE BOYCOTT LARH!!

YOUR ATTITUDE LIKE THAT, WHO WONT GET PISSED SIA.

DIU.



DON'T EVER DREAM THAT I'M GONNA LOVE YOU.

DUN WORRY, I WILL STILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, BUT I'LL TAKE IT AS A BURDEN.

I WON'T FEEL ANY LOVE FOR YOU ANYMORE.


BECAUSE YOU DUNNO HOW TO R.E.S.P.E.C.T ME.



TELL ME, IS IT MY FAULT THAT I STAY INSIDE THE BLOODY YAMAHA WHEN I'M WAITING FOR DADDY TO PICK ME UP?!

DADDY EVEN TOLD ME THAT HE MIGHT BE A BIT LATE.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LARH


YOU SAY I NEVER CALL AND ASK WHEN IS DADDY COMING.
YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE GET IRRITATED WHEN YOU KEEP CALLING AND ASK
"DADDY, YOU HERE YET?"
WHEN HE ALREADY TOLD YOU HE MIGHT REACH THE PLACE A BIT LATE?!


FUCK.
I NEVER EVEN TRY TO ACTUALLY USE FUCK ON A PERSON.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE.
AND I MEAN IT.
I HAVE NO WHATSOEVER REGRETS ON USING FUCK ON YOU.



SAY I NOT HUMAN
LAUGH AT BROTHER WHEN HE'S SO BLARDY INJURED.

TA MA DE.
YOU THINK THAT IS CALLED SERIOUS MEH?!
HE'S HIMSELF ALSO LAUGHING AT HIS OWN STUPIDITY.
I LAUGH BECAUSE I WAN MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER MAH.
YOU SHALLOW WOMAN.

ARBO YOU WANT ME TO CRY LIKE HE'S DEAD LAR?!
FUCK. I WASTED MY TIME CRYING BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID.



IT'S JUST AN ACCIDENT.
I DIDN'T MAKE THE DOG CHASE WILSON.
I DIDN'T MAKE THE FLOOR SLIPPERY.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE'S GONNA COME INTO YAMAHA TO FIND ME.
I DIDN'T EVEN EXPECT THAT DADDY WILL COME SO EARLY.
SINCE HE SAID THAT HE'LL BE LATE.



FUCK YOU. GO AND DIE PLEASE.
SAY MY ATTITUDE GOT PROBLEM.
WELL, LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER LORH!!!
YOU GIVE BIRTH TO ME DE MAH.
BLAME YOURSELF THEN.
SINCE YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY BLAME PEOPLE.



BLOODY SHIT.
YOU DUN DARE TO SCOLD DADDY THEN VENT YOUR ANGER ON ME.
YOU THINK I DUNNO THAT YOU ALSO SCOLDING DADDY HERE AND THERE WHILE YOU SAY IT'S MY FAULT?!
HELLO, I AIN'T 3 YEARS OLD.
FUCK YOU. WAN SCOLD DADDY GO AND SCOLD LARH!
HE'S YOUR HUSBAND WAD.
GO AND COMMUNICATE WITH HIM LARH!

YOU SHOULD EVEN BE THANKFUL THAT I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO WILSON.

YOU CAME HOME AT 7PM, WENT OUT AT 7.30PM
YOU REACHED HOME AT BLOODY 1AM

YOU FUCKING DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED
AND YOU START SCOLDING ME AT THIS BLOODY TIME

FUCK YOU.

YOU DUNNO DOWNSTAIRS GOT JESSICA ISIT?!
SHE'S 6 MONTHS OLD, MIND YOU.
SHE NEEDS A QUIET PLACE TO SLEEP.

SCOLD LOR.
I LET YOU SCOLD.
I TAHAN.

YOU LIKE SCOLD NOT ENUF LIKE THAT.

YOU START TO BLAME ME.

FUCK. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE.

I CANNOT TAHAN YOU ANYMORE YOU KNOW.

YOU NAG ABIT NEVERMIND.

YOU BLAME ME?!
FUCK YOU.

FUCK.





I HATE YOU.





EVEN IF I'LL GET SOT BY LIGHTNING OR WADEVER.



STILL...



FUCK YOU.





AND HELLO TO YOU ALL READING THIS.
DUN EVEN GIVE ME THOSE CRAP LIKE, SHE'S YOUR MUM?!

I DUN GIVE A DAMN



IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION
YOU WONT SAY THOSE "SHE'S-MY-MUM" CRAP









FUCK.

Hate Me. Please.

I've been feeling very restless.





Sometimes..I just wanna tell someone :"Hey you, fuck off please don't interfere."

Sometimes..I need people to listen to me.

Sometimes..I need a Big Hug D=

Sometimes......I want Love. (as in friends & family. Not BOYS okay. Don't be shallow =3)









Sighs...

What am I to do?

Crap.

I'm booking for my P edi!



*nervous nervous*




Can I pass and come home alive?!




-____-





Tag me pls~
I have nth to write!
(unless u want online-game-crap) =D





*Stares at blog*
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......
......



@$&#($#$#@#@

I really have no topics to talk about.
So..



Byee =D

♥ I Want Nobody Nobody But You! ♥

♥♥ Nobody Nobody But You! ♥♥
♥♥♥ ～Wonder Girls!～ ♥♥♥

OMG!!I FOUND LOTS OF TREASURESSSS!!!*Screams*

I went hometown this friday and was back today.

I helped my grandma to pack up stuffs in her room and I found..........



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.



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I'm guessing that you guys think I found some family heirloom or something like that.

o.o nah it ain't jewels and gold.

It's pictures and precious memories of my family


Mostly about my dad though xDD

This post is gonna be very very eeeevil =D
coz I'm gonna talk Alllllllloooot of my dad's darkest secrets xDDD

no lar not really..Just wanna make fun of my dad xD

My father's Life o.o

of course it starts with my grandparents xD

loook at my grandpa o.o

Those eyebrows >_>




And poof! It became Koko Crunch!!!

Oh nope. I mean My uncles + my dad xD

My dad is the 3rd son of the family
*Yep..the one sulking
He looooks sooooooo like my 2nd bro, William


OMG do you see the smimilarity?!
Besides that William is ALSO the 3rd son,
Those BIG EARS!!!
Look AT THAT!
The FACE!!

Poof! The kid grows up!!!



For those who seen my daddy before..

ITS SOOOOOOO NOT HIM RIGHT?!

HAHAHAHA xDDD

LOOK HERE LOOK HERE!!!
I FOUND THIS DAMN THING THAT CRACKS ME UP EVERY SINGLE TIME I LOOKED AT IT

It's my dad's SPM Result Slip LOLLOLLOL

I'm not laughing at his results!!
I'm laughing that my dad dares to stress me to study well with this kind of..uh.. achievement LOL!
When I found this I told my grandma why I was laughing so hard, my grandma was like:"Oh my goodness ur dad's finished."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


ANOTHER POOF!!
THE TEENAGER GETS MARRIED!!!




Of course the girl in the picture is not me larh!
Althought I'm most likely to put that face HAHAHA

It's my aunt Grace o.o
24, smexxay, and cute!
She's getting married end of this month!
Congrats~~!!! =D

And so on... etc etc

Jassine was born =D

I'm lazy to get my baby pics from the album
xD

My dad's face is more or less like the wedding photo, but slightly rounder due to beer belly and etc etc.

LOL!

I also found more photos of my ancestors and stuffs, but those are boring lar.
The most interesting stuff is my dad's SPM slip HAHAHHAA

Attention: Those who studied in Foon Yew (1) Year ?-1991 batch

Hong Hu De Xiao Zhang is HERE!! (the one in center)
He was my dad's primary school teacher o.O

The one on left is my great-uncle I think.

If not then I have no idea why this photo is in my house HAHAHAHAHA


And so..Jassine ends this post with a great big SMILE


=D

Tagged! =D P.S: A very late tag reply >_>

Tag replies for:
Joey (uber late reply)
and..
Yiyi (o.o)

I dun really hate tags, unless the same person keep tagging me with the same tag @_@

By the way..This tag is kind of interesting o.o

1.besides ur lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
First of all, lips ain't my fav spot zzz
Cheeks!! I lurrvvveee it when I get kissed on my cheek o.o (as in kissed by my family/close friends)

2.how did you feel when you woke up this morning?
I feel.. Ahh.. yet another day *walks to the toilet to brush teeth and bath*

3.who was the last person/people you took photo with?
uh... my cousin baby o.o
But the girl was sulking so I didn't get nice pics o.o

4.would you consider yourself spoiled?
I think so? Thanks to my grandma xD

5.will you ever donate blood?
Hell yes. I'm not HIV positive and it's really important to keep our Blood Bank full for saving lives!!

6.have you ever had a best friend who was of opposite sex?
Yeah, but it was 10+ years ago. I even forgot how the boy looked like. I only remember I had this best friend through some baby photos o.o He and his mum migrated to Australia I think o.o

7.Do you want someone to be dead?
I dunno? xD

8.what does your last text message say?
"Remember study Form4 salts etc.etc.and Form 5 collision theory .......etc etc"

9.what are you thinking right now?
Thinking about "Should I blog about my dad's SPM slip that I found in my hometown? xD"

10.Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Yeah, that someone.

11.what was the time you went to bed last night?
Oh dear, I dunno what's the time @_@

12.where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
Pasar Malam? I dunno lehs O.O

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
Right Now? as in NOW? Nope. =D

14.who was the last person(s) who text you?
Guo Wei

NINE "lucky" person to do this quiz
1)Christina
2)Wen Xue
3)Leost
4)Mei Ki
5)Kar Inn
6)Mei Ping
7)Su Hui
8)Sufyan
9)Hui Yin

Happy Labour's Day~~ *edited*

hello~

I'm celebrating Mother's day in advance today

o.o

will tell more after tonight~

*EDIT (10th May) = The Actual Mother's Day >_>

oh well..what have I done.

delayed this post for like damn long.

I prepared my mum's, grandma's, my aunt's and my kakak's Mother's Day gift.

Aunt Lisa is not exactly a mother yet >_>

But still...it's nice to get a gift mah =D

Arbothen later she go draw circle in the corner during mother's day @_@
*thats what i thought. it DIDN'T happen*

I only rmb to take the photos after they're wrapped LOL

Anyways,

Mum's = A set of aromatherapy thingy including candles, the oil burner, and some scented oil's.
*It's the most expensive of all >_>

Grandma's and Kakak's= Towels wrapped into a cake(?)

I dunno it looks like cake anot larh. Takkan I simply give without wrapping mah...


Aunt Lisa's = A pair of decorative piggy couple stuff.
*she say it's cute so I secretly took and buy just behind her back hahaha

Aunt Li Qin's = A nice bracelet.
*Have no idea what to give her coz she housewife and dunno what to give her coz 1st time I give her a MD Gift @_@

Aunt Nadeline's = A 3 layer drawer for putting her nail stuffs and etc etc small small thingy
*She learning nail art mah.. so I can only think of this >_>

This month and Next month are both months that I use most of my money for gifts.
Mother's Day = over liao lor..total expense = RM100+

Aunt Ai's Birthday coming. OMG =.= another what-to-gift-brainstorming session for her.

Christina's Birthday coming. I think I noe what to give her edi xD
Father's Day is next month. Mum is easy to please coz I'm a woman/girl/whatever =.= BUT When it comes to Dad...... @^#^%$#@%#!!!

Thus..I end my post with a money-deprived/despo face.

$_$